
Frankenstein, myth or a truth so bizarre it becomes fiction? In this shark tale Frankenstein was very much real, and towards the end of WW2 a secret experiment on his heart and brain was discovered by Nazis with a plan to create a superhuman army.
Sixty years later, a sleepy town of Katzman Cove is suddenly plagued with disappearances of swimmers and boats; Duke Lawson – Harbor Patrol – is on the case, but isn’t coming up with any leads.
Three friends, Madge, Coop and Skip, are driving down to Katzman Cove to rent a boat for the day; Coop tells them about the incidents, but are unaware they are the work of mad scientist Klaus and his handmade shark. They arrive at the dock and meet Hoskins, their mute captain for the day, and begin to enjoy the sun and cooling waters of the cove.

Body parts and life jackets begin to wash up onto the banks, along with chunks of other sharks; Duke is convinced there’s something larger than a great white out there, but the reality is that the shark remains are the unused parts of Sharkenstein. Duke takes his boat out on the cove and meets with Hoskin and the others, telling them they need to go back to the docks; the three friends convince him to let them finish their lunch first and Duke heads back to shore. As they’re about to leave, something strikes the boat and breaks the propeller; Coop and Skip decide to check out a nearby island and Madge reluctantly tags along.

A bag materialises out of nowhere and the trio dry off and change. They begin to explore the island unaware they’re close to Klaus’ hideout. Meanwhile, Duke has sent out divers to investigate the waters, but they’re all eaten by the shark.
Madge, Coop and Skip find an old house and head inside just as Klaus recalls his experiment to its tank; the trio find the tank and are held hostage by Klaus and his poor German accent, he explains he created the shark out of the three most deadly species and now plans to transplant Frankenstein’s heart and brain into it. Klaus forces them to help, bringing it back to life with a well timed thunder storm, and locks them away while he tries to control his new creature; he orders it to kill Hoskins, and after it does it turns on its creator and begins to destroy the hideout with the others still inside.
Madge and Coop manage to escape, but Skip is killed in the water by Sharkenstein. Duke pulls the other two from the water (and they are suspiciously dry) and they head back to the dock with the shark giving chase; they make it back and the shark flops onto the deck, they think they’re safe until another storm strikes it again and it mutates!

Duke scares it away with some fire and it takes off into the woods. Madge decides it’s safer with Duke and her responsibility to kill Sharkenstein while Coop would rather save his own skin – leading him to be eaten by the land shark later in the woods.
The mutated creature is already attracting attention; while snacking on some cows, the owner discovers it and she begins to shoot at it, chasing it away; she then manages to form a small mob without any proof the monster exists.
Duke and Madge head to the old lighthouse (while Madge flexes her Frankenstein film knowledge) where dynamite is kept and they rig the place from top to bottom with the explosives with a plan to lure the shark inside; Duke ‘cuts’ his arm to attract the creature and is chased inside, but the angry mob isn’t far behind and sets the place alight – Madge tries to stop them, but Duke is trapped and killed in the explosion. Dazed, Madge heads back to the docks and is attacked by Sharkenstein from the water!
3/5: Sharkenstein has the right amount of bad CGI to make it comical, but got a little too silly towards the end; we probably could have done without the ‘sex’ scene with former porn star Bonnie Boom-Boom! The acting is subpar and Klaus can’t hold the German accent, there’s also the CGI rain and fire – and Duke’s ‘cut’ is just a smudge of fake blood on his arm! Other than that, there’s some well fleshed lore but I’m disappointed there isn’t a hint of ‘Son of Sharkenstein’ after that scene with Bonnie.







