Jack in the Box

Not a kids toy…

In the small town of Hawthorne, a man discovers a strange box in an empty field with a metal detector; he takes it home to show the Jack in the Box to his wife, but when his back is turned the box devours his wife and snaps shut.

Twelve years later, Casey Raynolds moves from the US to Hawthorne and takes up a job at the local museum, there he meets part time colleague, Lisa; Lisa explains Casey will see little of Manager Rachel and the museum is very quiet. While Casey helps Lisa clear out the storeroom, they discover a strange box hidden away; a handle suddenly appears and Casey turns it, the music plays and a strange clown doll pops out. Lisa calls an expert to meet with Casey the next day and treats him to dinner.

Creepy little thing

Lisa takes Casey to an American style diner to ‘remind him of home’. Casey asks Lisa what her future plan is, she admits that she hates the museum and there is no plan because her mum is ill, she just needs the money; Casey explains that he doesn’t get much sleep, but doesn’t say why he moved other than ‘a change of scenery’.

During the night, two men break into the museum. One of them finds the Jack in the Box and becomes Jack’s first victim, while the partner in crime tries to find his friend, he sees the figure of Jack down the hallway and hides – only to become victim number two.

Casey finds the door open the next morning and calls Lisa – who complains that it’s her day off; Casey explains there was a break-in and wants to check the CCTV, but Lisa tells him Rachel is too cheap to get it fixed and asks what is missing (but how would he know after only being there a day?). The expert, David, arrives to look at the box. David tells Casey that it likely came from France; he doesn’t know much more than that and can only remember the first name of a Demonology expert: Maurice.

While in the museum, a visitor becomes Jack’s third victim.

The next day, missing person posters have appeared by the museum of the last three victims. Casey researches the box, leading him to Maurice Ainsworth’s website on Demonology where he finds a page on the Jack in the Box; the French used the boxes to trap demons and then released them to do their bidding, Casey laughs at the idea, but then wonders if the toy clown has moved its head to watch him. Rachel arrives and tells him to move the box to the toy exhibit and then he can leave, once that is done Casey says goodbye to the cleaner on the way out and leaves.

While Mandy, the cleaner, wipes down the glass of the toy exhibit the box disappears; Mandy finds it on the stairs and tries to sneak past it, only to become victim number four.

When Lisa arrives at the museum the next morning Casey is already there, sitting in the stairwell and playing back an old voicemail of a woman in distress; he tells Lisa that the voicemail was from his fiance – he ignored her call when she needed him and she died during a mugging, it’s the reason he struggles to sleep at night.

An officer arrives about Mandy, she’d been reported missing and Casey agrees to be interviewed since he saw her last; Casey admits he didn’t know her very well but she seemed normal, but when the officer asks about anything strange Casey falters – thinking back to the box and then brushing it off, suspicion only grows when Casey asks the officer if he believed in the supernatural or if he had encountered something supernatural on a case, the officer says he hadn’t, that stories like that just make people all the more guilty.

Casey tries to call Maurice about the box but is ignored, resulting in him calling an old friend to track him down. After Casey encounters Jack himself, he tracks down the original owner and visits him; reluctant at first, Norman agrees to speak with him.

Norman still fears Jack

Norman tells Casey that he spent ten years in prison for his wife’s murder and couldn’t convince anyone else that it was because of the box – now he just wants to be left alone and warns Casey to get as far away from the box as possible. Instead, Casey tries to burn it only for it to be back at the museum the next day; Rachel has decided to come in and fires Casey over the things he’s said about the box to Lisa.

Casey’s friend has the address for Maurice, so he heads up there to discuss the box; Maurice tells him that Casey is the contract holder and Jack will not hurt him, but Jack needs to kill in order to keep living – three years for every kill and his maximum body count is six; Casey must stab him through the heart and recite an incantation once Jack is back in his box – however, nothing of Jack can remain outside the box, or Jack will continue killing until he reaches his total.

At the museum, Lisa goes out for lunch and Rachel becomes victim number five; once Lisa returns, Jack begins to chase her around the museum eventually cornering her and injuring her just as Casey arrives to save her. Jack knocks Casey unconscious briefly and turns his attention back to Lisa; Casey manages to crawl and grab a fire poker, stabbing Jack through the back. The box begins to suck Jack back inside and the clown grips the edge, Casey recites the incantation and the box snaps shut.

Can Lisa survive?

The police arrive and arrest Casey, who pleads his innocence; they don’t believe Lisa either but Casey tells her to get rid of the box where no one will find it. While being interrogated, Casey is shown a picture of the remains of Rachel when he notices another picture underneath, he moves it aside to find evidence of a single claw and begs officers to help Lisa; meanwhile, while she buries the box in a vast, empty field, Lisa is the sixth and final victim.

4.5/5: Jack in the Box has some great potential. Both the designs on the doll clown and Jack himself are really well done and creepy; there’s a solid, well thought out lore behind the demon and the film itself is well paced. It’s just missing something to make it perfect…

My only nitpick is continuity. First is that Jack never seems to leave any evidence of his killings until Rachel, where he leaves a bloody puddle and her foot; the second is the timeline of events, from Norman’s wife going missing, to the present day plot of the film the passage of time is stated at twelve years, however Norman says that he spent fifteen years trying to clear his name.

Other than that, a good film. I’m looking forward to Jack in the Box: Awakening.

Sharknado: A Love Letter

And it worked!

Sharknado sounds like a bad film with the worst CGI effects, and either starring celebrities we’ve never heard of, or those who haven’t been in a film in years; this film series is exactly that and more – and it succeeds in being the so-bad-it’s-good that it has six films overall.

The first trio of films took themselves fairly seriously – these are about shark tornados, how serious can you get? – and tapered off into something outlandish and off the wall where you’re left wondering who smoked what in the writer’s room; the following three films fell into long running puns, jabs at classics and, somewhere, even weirder stories which somehow contained lore.

Yes, you read right, Sharknado has LORE! Sharknados have been around since the dawn of the dinosaurs and were controlled by a mystical stone and machine in Egypt; either to summon or disperse the phenomenon at will.

After a marathon, I’m still not sure…

However, this series has kept one theme close to its heart: Family. Fin Shepherd’s undying devotion to wife, April, and their kids shouts loud and proud with each silly sequel; no matter the place, era, robot or human, Fin’s main goal has always been his family.

Is that what has made Sharknado so successful? Or was it the balls the writers and producers had to see how far they could take the idea?

This success and following has led to some major celebrity cameos; from Frankie Muniz all the way to Dolph Lundgren, this includes Gilbert Gottfried, Alaska (Rupaul’s Drag Race), Dog the Bounty Hunter, Neil Degrasse Tyson and many more!

I miss Malcolm in the Middle…

The characters are really enjoyable. The whole Shepherd family live by a ride or die attitude, Nova is a great badass addition that gives the films a kick ass female lead – not that April doesn’t kick ass herself, but something about Nova just screams ‘girl power’ in every film she’s in; Sky was also a great addition when needed.

Did the series end on a strong note? Not really, but where do you end a series of films based on a tornado full of sharks? Could it have been left alone at number five, with Fin lost to a destroyed world? Did it need the wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey plot to bring about a happily ever after that six gave us? No, but we also didn’t need five whole sequels and we got them anyway!

Yes, that’s a dinosaur. Yes, it is Sharknado related.

I think, despite the ‘get out of jail free’ ending where the world resets, Sharknado brings chaotic enjoyment that you don’t have to think too hard about; it’s a dumb set of films brilliantly executed and you can laugh over the cameo appearances of celebs you like – or dislike – along the way.

The tribute to John Heard at the end of five was also very nice.

Kevin’s dad tried to escape the Mafia life…then he got eaten.

I love this series, it contains all my favourite things a ‘bad’ horror film should have; I’m sad to see the end, but happy to have enjoyed the crazy ride!